THE WORLD IS IN TROUBLE, WE’RE UNDER ATTACK BY FLESH EATING ZOMBIES, IT’S TOTALLY WHACK THEY’RE BREAKING DOWN DOORS, THEY’RE SMASHING THRU WALLS THEY’RE IN THE SUPERMARKETS AND THE SHOPPING MALLS DISGUSTED BY WHAT THE HUMAN RACE MIGHT BECOME A HERO EMERGED TO FIGHT THE ZOMBIE SCUM HE’LL SLASH ‘EM, HE’LL GASH ‘EM,CRUSH THEIR SKULLS IN A CLAMP AND HE’S ALSO THE REGIONAL BOWLING CHAMP HIS NAME IS ATOM THE AMAZING ZOMBIE KILLER ATOM THE AMAZING ZOMBIE KILLER ATOM! ZOMBIE! KILLER! SO IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE, DON’T GET IN HIS PATH OR YOU’RE GONNA GET A TOTAL BLOOD BATH DON’T EVEN TRY, CUZ YOU CAN’T WIN HE’LL STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE A BOWLING PIN DON’T CALL THE COPS, DON’T CALL A LAWYER HE CAN’T BE STOPPED WHEN HE’S OUT TO DESTROY YA AND YOU WON’T BE EATING ANY MORE BRAINS HE’LL ROLL YOUR SEVERED HEAD DOWN A BOWLING LANE BECAUSE HE’S ATOM THE AMAZING ZOMBIE KILLER ATOM THE AMAZING ZOMBIE KILLER ATOM! ZOMBIE! KILLER!

I saw you by the wayside As I was hangin out in Oz You were standing there so silent Begging help my rusty cause So I oiled your squeaky joints boy And invited you along When we reached the emerald city I knew that there was something wrong You thought that you could fly with me Back to NYC inside that red balloon I guess you didn't understand That was never the plan It was just too soon Chorus: What's the matter Mr. Tin Man Dorothy didn't say goodbye She left you hanging with the wizard And she didn't once say why What's the matter Mr. Tin Man Dorothy hung you out to dry Dry your eyes there little Tin Man Don't you know tin men don't cry You were just an empty kettle Til you found out how to feel Overcome by pure emotion Now you wish it wasn't real So you tell me you're a robot And that robots can't get hurt But you've got a brand new heart boy Don't you want to see it work I knew I had to fly away I had a brand new day A chance to fly so high We've both got another start So take your brand new heart and Find yourself inside Chorus Chorus

Rollin’ and Bowlin’, ya I’m a power house . Girl I am really tellin’ you its true! When I’m on the Lane, I am going insane! 300’s what I wanna do. Now put your finger in the hole Grab your ball like its your soul. Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock and Bowl! Girl You might have Split but now I’m Gettin Turkeys. 10 frames to go and now I'm on my journey. OWWW! I dropped a ball on my toe! But that the danger that you gotta know! Cause when your playin’ this game. Aint bout no fortune and fame. Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock and Bowl! The Gutter. The Gutter, avoid the Gutter Strike a match cause I'm on fire! Bowliin' after midnight I aint' ever getting tired. One pin to win, is all I got to Score. To make that trophy mine, and the lady's all adore me. Oh well I lost…..but that’s the ways it goes…. Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock and Bowl! The Gutter. The Gutter, avoid the Gutter

(Ashleigh, Those Darn Rascals Are back... say, why don't your get your ass back in the kitchen and bake me a pie, I'm gonna be a while....) It's going down get the fuck out forget the baby, There coming right now Board up the windows, cause if you get bit I'm gonna shoot you till there aint no more tounge to spit shit grab some beeferoni, are the stores are closed Back packing so much heat it's like a fucking gun show Grab that pair of sisors off the windowsill If I hafta I'm gonna have some fuckin fun with my kill One with a hammer One with a bolder I strangled one with a nintendo controller I need a black guy in my group so they can eat him first while I aim and shoot Zombies keep coming but they aint that tough I tripped my Mom, theres dinner, she's lived long enough This bowling ball is gonna take your unlife I'll knock em all down cause Death is on strike la la la la la la la la la I'll use the lid of this tuna can it's zombie killing blood spilling I'm the fucking Man Maybe a Chain saw for a hand it's zombie killing blood spilling I'm the fucking Man The television said that it came from Japan it's Zombie killing Blood spilling I'm the fucking Man I'm pissing on them off the roof goddamn it's Zombie killing Blood spill... what?! You bitches couldn't handle my fire Splatter gas on the roof and fucking toss you my lighter Now, These fuckin Zombies need to back off my balls or I'm gonna Arthur up this bitch and splatter blood on the walls Cause it's Duane of the Dead, Change of plans Man Instead Mauricio you play the guitar get it stuck in their heads And then I'll goomba dance behind em get em rocking and shit You'll be a Zombie but the rest of us are gonna brake out legit Hells yeah... I knew Mauricio would be the one who wasn't affected we could have an antidote.... To the lab We need to go, make our way to the lab There's only 3 of us left, since we killed and ate stan Not to mention Mauricio don't understand us We speak english and he speaks spanish There it is I see a hole in the wall Whos going first we all should draw straws Thank God I spent a month on the internet I figured out how to make a potion from clean flesh That's when the roof came a crumbling down out from the rucus I seen a damn clown Fuck this I aint Messing around We Came to damn far to get stopped Now Thats when the choppter blades came a swooping armys of people bustin in shooting We lost a lot of people but still man damn, it's zombie killing blood spilling I'm the fuckin Man

A bowling trophy to the head That’s how it all began Now he is delusional Sees the living as the dead The epidemic must be stopped In his mind he thinks Determined to eliminate the zombie threat Killing everything in his path, he has gone insane Atom the amazing zombie killer Nothing can stop him Thinks the dead have come back to life His brains not quite working Hacking, smashing Slaughtering Everything in his path There is nothing stopping him Till the zombies are put to rest Determined to end the plague A savior in his own mind In all reality, he’s just slaughtering the living.. Atom the amazing zombie killer (zack and richard are so fucking gay)